(01; Waist-up shot of Gaige facing the camera, smiling as she waves goodbye, holding the door open with her other hand. The shot is framed by the door frame.) GAIGE (excitedly): "Okay, I'll see you all Monday, then!" *GAIGE shuts the door on the camera* (02; Reverse shot of Gaige leaning against the door, smile dropped to show an exhausted expression.) GAIGE (socially exhausted): "Oh thank God, I thought they'd never leave." (03; Close-up of Gaige, looking down at the floor, exhausted.) *GAIGE looks up and off to the side, her exhausted expression turning smug.* GAIGE (smugly, to herself): "Now for some 'me' time." *J-Cut sound of the horse dildo slamming roughly on the metal shop table* (04; Wide high-angle shot of Gaige standing at the metal table, horse dildo on the table in front of her, as she has her hands on either end of it.) GAIGE (playfully, to the dildo): "Hello, Butt Stallion..." (05; Close-up of the bejeweled 'BUTT STALLION' on the side of the dildo's base.) GAIGE (playfully): "Time for you to live up to your name." *GAIGE lifts and carries the dildo off the table and off-camera* (06; Wide shot of Gaige on the couch, leggings around her butt, awkwardly trying to lower herself onto the horse dildo.) GAIGE (frustrated, to the dildo): "Come on, you stupid thing..." *GAIGE finesses the dildo, which keeps flopping about unproductively* GAIGE (frustrated, to the dildo): "Get in my butt already..." (07; Close-up of Gaige trying to lower herself onto the dildo.) *The dildo pops out and slides off to the side.* *GAIGE lets out a frustrated growl* GAIGE (frustrated at the world right now): "Gah! I need to freakin' mount you to something!" (08; Close-up of Gaige's scowling expression.) *After a moment, GAIGE's expression transforms to one of eureka* GAIGE (softly, as sudden revelation hits her): "Or some-ONE." (09; Wide shot of Deathtrap just floating there passively, opposite the sofa, facing Gaige.) GAIGE (slyly, toward Deathtrap): "Hey D.T." *GAIGE gestures with her head for the robot to come closer.* GAIGE (slyly, toward Deathtrap): "Come here." (10; Hard cut to black screen.) *After a few moments of silence, the sound of a welding torch can be heard briefly.* GAIGE (confidently): "That'll do." (11; Medium shot of Gaige leaning over the back of the sofa, leggings around her butt. Deathtrap, now piston-equipped, is behind her. She is holding up the horse dildo, as it brushes against her butt.) GAIGE (softly, to Deathtrap): "Now gently extend, D.T... That's it..." *The piston motors make some whirring noises as D.T. increases torque, without the dildo visibly moving.* GAIGE (softly, excitedly, to Deathtrap): "Force your way into my butt..." *Abruptly, the horse dildo jerks forward into Gaige's butt an inch or so. The piston motors cease their whirring.* *GAIGE lets out a loud, relieved groan at the long-awaited penetration* (12; Close-up of the remote control on the sofa beside Gaige.) GAIGE (relieved, to no one in particular): "Finally..!" *GAIGE reaches down to the remote and, with it still on the sofa, gently turns the dial up a small amount.* GAIGE (softly, to herself): "Let's start slow..." *The piston motors begin whirring gently as they begin a soft, gentle thrusting* (13; Wide shot of Deathtrap gently piston-fucking Gaige's butt, as she leans into the back of the sofa.) *GAIGE moaning gently with the motions* GAIGE (enjoying every little sensation): "You're going so deep, D.T..." (14; Close-up of the remote control again.) *GAIGE brings a hand down and grabs the dial, ready to turn it.* *GAIGE chuckles softly* GAIGE (with gusto): "But I want it FASTER!" *GAIGE cranks the dial, and the motors immediately begin whining at an intense fervor* (15; Angle 1 of Sex01, the sofa angle, now at full speed.) *GAIGE squealing her satisfaction* GAIGE (barely able to form words from the intensity): "Now THAT'S more like it!" ==== And then they banged. A lot. ==== (01; Gaige and Deathtrap in their final position, happily jackhammering away. The door to the shop is visible at a skew angle.) *GAIGE groaning mindlessly, too sex-drunk for energetic squealing* *The door swings open, and the sounds of MOXXI carrying a conversation immediately flood into the room.* MOXXI (deeply amused by the story she's telling): "...so I told HIM that he can--" (02; Reverse shot of Moxxi and Maya inside the shop, the door open behind them, but the space outside hidden by camera angles. Both Maya and Moxxi are wide-eyed in horror.) MOXXI (gasping in shock-horror): "Gaige, honey?!" (03; Gaige and Deathtrap in their position, Deathtrap unrelentingly slamming into Gaige's butt, with Moxxi and Maya standing and watching. The remote is near Maya's feet.) *GAIGE groaning mindlessly* MOXXI (in genuine concern): "Are you okay, sugar?" (04; Close-up of Maya watching in mute shock.) *After a moment, MAYA looks down at the remote* (05; Close-up of the remote on the ground.) *After a moment, MAYA's hand reaches down to grab the remote* (06; Waist-up shot of Moxxi leaning awkwardly in toward Gaige, unsure if she should intervene. Maya isn't visible.) MOXXI (in genuine concern): "Talk to me, dear." *MAYA stands up into view, remote in hand. She unceremoniously turns the dial down on the remote.* *The piston whirring comes to a stop* *GAIGE's mindless groaning shifts into exhausted panting* (07; Medium shot of Gaige in their final position, now just panting, as Deathtrap is no longer thrusting and is simply floating in place idly.) *GAIGE panting in exhaustion* (08; Close-up of Gaige's exhausted expression.) *After a moment of panting, GAIGE blinks rapidly and shakes her head* *GAIGE swallows dryly, before speaking* GAIGE (a bit scatter-brained): "Maya? Moxxi?" (09; Gaige sits up into a more stable position.) *GAIGE rubs her forehead, dizzy* GAIGE (dizzy and light-headed): "What are you...you doing here? We agreed on...agreed on Monday." (10; Shot of Moxxi and Gaige.) *MOXXI and GAIGE exchange long, concerned glances with each other, before returning their attention to Gaige.* MOXXI (concerned): "It IS Monday, babe." (11; Close-up of Gaige's confused face.) GAIGE (confused): "No, it's not. It can't be." (12; Close-up of the remote in Maya's hand.) *GAIGE swings out a hand and grabs the remote from MAYA, pulling it toward her off-screen* (13; Close-up of Gaige's squinting face.) *GAIGE's expression sharply changes to one of shock* GAIGE (shocked): "Seventy-seven hours?!" (14; Close-up of Moxxi as she turns toward Maya, off-screen.) MOXXI (firmly): "Maya, be a dear and get her off to Zed. She must be absolutely famished and dehydrated." *MOXXI's eyes turn toward Deathtrap, off-screen* (15; Focused shot of the horse dildo mounted to Deathtrap.) MOXXI (continuing her train of thought): "Not to mention INCREDIBLY sore..." GAIGE (weakly, off-screen): "I can't feel my butt..." (16; Wide shot of the door open, though its exterior is obfuscated by camera angles. Moxxi is facing Deathtrap. Maya and Gaige are not visible.) *MOXXI turns around to shout through the open door.* MOXXI (shouting after Maya): "And for Goodness' sake, get the poor girl some clothes!" (17; Close-up of Moxxi, still turned around to shout through the door.) *MOXXI returns her attention forward* *MOXXI's eyes run Deathtrap, off-screen, up and down, before her face takes on a sly expression as she stares at the dildo.* MOXXI (soft and sultry, toward Deathtrap): "So..." (18; A wide shot of Moxxi looking down at and gently stroking the horse dildo mounted to Deathtrap.) *After some moments, MOXXI turns her attention up to Deathtrap. She continues stroking.* MOXXI (soft and sultry, to Deathtrap): "Three days, huh?"